How I First Met Sparky

My pet rock's name is Sparky. I named her that because when I found her on the ground, I kicked her. And she hit another rock and it was kinda dark out and well Sparky "sparked" and I totally went "ooh" and then I knew we were totally BFF. Today Sparky has days of the week underwear, likes long walks on the beach, and her favorite movie is "Sixteen Candles."